... that we will know each other, i will be waiting for your
responds, thanks H."
FROM: KIRSTY@NOVELICIOUS.COM
TO: HCHOW***@*******.COM
Dear
Mr Chow,
Thanks
ever so much for your email. I was having a rubbish day when it pinged through
and your kind words made me smile.
You
say you got my contact from well. Who is well? Or did you mean a well? Either
way, I’m glad you found me.
I must admit that I was a little surprised at
your proposition of having marriage with me. Most men I have known are commitment
shy to say the least. For example, I have been with my boyfriend for TEN years
and still no sign of a proposal! Well, you showed him, didn’t you, Mr H Chow? You
just marched right in, via electronic mail, and asked straight out for a lifetime
of devotion. No game playing, no fear. A man who takes control. I respect that.
In the
absence of any other offers my answer is yes. A million times yes.
I’m
glad you have noticed my resemblance to the sun. I notice it too. I am almost
completely spherical (though obvs I will diet before the wedding – nobody likes
a flabby bride) and sometimes, in artificial lights, I have a yellowish hue to
my skin. I don’t think it’s jaundice. Also, I am properly hot.
Temparature wise, I mean. It’s a glandular thing.
Which giant star are you most similar to?
I’m
so pleased that you love my personalities. The personality that comes around
once a month can be a bit of a handful. Only last week she arrived for a visit
and spent a whole day crying because the milk was so far past its sell buy
date that it plopped into her cup of tea rather than poured. That personality
is full of the rage and generally not very nice to be around. You can imagine
my delight at finding someone who can not only put up with that part of me, but
actually loves it. Thank you for that.
What
are your personalities like? How many do you have?
I
get the feeling that you don’t reside in England. I am happy to come to your
country for our nuptials. I could bring my family! You wouldn’t mind putting
tham up would you? Though, I must tell you that my auntie June has terrible
nasal issues, so if you could pick her up a hypo-allergenic pillow then that
would be just brilliant.
What
does the H in your name stand for? Is it Harry Chow? Or Hank Chow? Or Husband
Chow? I am desperate to find out.
I
look forward to your reply. I have just changed my facebook relationship status
to engaged. Make sure you do it too. We should probably add each other,
actually.
Kind
Regards,
Kirsty xxxx
P.S Do you like watching Grey's Anatomy? I was thinking we could start watching it together from now on
